Dear Woman Who Works at the Bank:

Dear Woman Who Works at the Bank:

No, it is not hot enough for me. Could you turn the heat up, or perhaps start a small campfire in the lobby of the bank? Or instead of a sucker for doing business there, could you give me some hot coals? Could I perhaps enter a raffle to be shot directly into the sun? As then, it might be hot enough for me.

But then again, I am a hard man to please.

Looking forward to the winter,
Ryan