Dear Guy Who Gives Me the First Bump When I Go In for the Handshake:
Yeah, don't do that. You're not going to crush my hand, I assure you. I wouldn't have went in for the handshake otherwise.
Though, to your credit, you're still better than the guy who does the handshake by bypassing my hand and lodging his directly into my armpit. I'm ticklish.
Should just hug everybody,
Ryan
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