Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dear Young Man Sitting Four Computers Down From Me:

Dear Young Man Sitting Four Computers Down From Me:

I appreciate your desire to want to listen to music while you study for your finals. I have often been inclined to do the same thing. However, two things stick out to me that could make this a better cohabitation experience for the two of us in this lab:

1) Might I suggest turning it down a bit? I was under the impression that you were just blaring music loudly until I saw that you were wearing headphones. I shouldn't be able to sing along with you if you're listening through headphones.

2) This one I cannot stress enough. LISTEN TO MORE THAN ONE SONG ON REPEAT. I get it - you like Eminem. I think he's just dandy as well, but you have literally been listening to this same song for 45 minutes straight. I'm this close to throwing a 3-hole punch at your skull.

Hopefully we have come to some sort of understanding.

Love,
Ryan

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