Dear Girl Who Came Into Class 35 Minutes Into A 40 Minute Class:

Dear Girl Who Came Into Class 35 Minutes Into A 40 Minute Class:

I would like to personally thank you for the inspiration that you have been to me. Your first epic move was having the good sense to come into class 35 minutes late in a class that generally only runs 40 minutes. Your second classic move was to then sign your name on the attendance sheet after class had been dismissed. But I believe what inspired me the most was the temerity and tenacity you showed in staying and arguing with the teacher for 10 minutes about why your attendance would not count this day. You have taught me what true courage is, as in the face of overwhelming evidence that you were in the wrong, you still argued your case. You officially have the brassiest balls I have ever seen. Bravo, bravo.

Inspired,
Ryan