Dear Gay Guy Who Claimed His Name Was "J-to-the-U-to-the-S-to-the-T-to-the-I-to-the-N':

Dear Gay Guy Who Claimed His Name Was "J-to-the-U-to-the-S-to-the-T-to-the-I-to-the-N':

With a name like that, your parents clearly didn't like you very much. Also, was that difficult to learn to spell?

Concerned,
Ryan