Dear Ryan's iPod:
Okay, let me start by saying how much I love you. I find you to be a useful and wonderful invention, allowing me to take thousands of songs with me wherever I go in a handheld bundle. But I need you to help me out here. If I put you on shuffle, you have to promise me you'll stop playing the most embarrassing songs on you when cute girls are in the car with me. The fact that I celebrate Hanson's entire collection, or that I still enjoy LFO's "Summergirls" is supposed to be our little secret.
Stop cockblocking and we'll be good.
Loves the girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Ryan
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I love Hansen!
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