Dear 6 AM:
You still exist!? I'm shocked. Truly.
Dumbfounded,
Ryan
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Dear Ryan's iPod:
Dear Ryan's iPod:
Okay, let me start by saying how much I love you. I find you to be a useful and wonderful invention, allowing me to take thousands of songs with me wherever I go in a handheld bundle. But I need you to help me out here. If I put you on shuffle, you have to promise me you'll stop playing the most embarrassing songs on you when cute girls are in the car with me. The fact that I celebrate Hanson's entire collection, or that I still enjoy LFO's "Summergirls" is supposed to be our little secret.
Stop cockblocking and we'll be good.
Loves the girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Ryan
Okay, let me start by saying how much I love you. I find you to be a useful and wonderful invention, allowing me to take thousands of songs with me wherever I go in a handheld bundle. But I need you to help me out here. If I put you on shuffle, you have to promise me you'll stop playing the most embarrassing songs on you when cute girls are in the car with me. The fact that I celebrate Hanson's entire collection, or that I still enjoy LFO's "Summergirls" is supposed to be our little secret.
Stop cockblocking and we'll be good.
Loves the girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch,
Ryan
Dear Travel Yahtzee:
Dear Travel Yahtzee:
Thank God you were created, because lugging around traditional Yahtzee was far too cumbersome.
Back Pain Free,
Ryan
Thank God you were created, because lugging around traditional Yahtzee was far too cumbersome.
Back Pain Free,
Ryan
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Dear Waitress at Hooters:
Dear Waitress at Hooters:
It's okay. I've made a ton of bad decisions too.
Understanding,
Ryan
It's okay. I've made a ton of bad decisions too.
Understanding,
Ryan
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