Dear Staff at Cunningham Library:
I wanted to personally thank you for the foresight and thoughtfulness in making it impossible to turn the volume down on the computers. When I plugged my headphones in and played a song, I was instantly sent into a frenzy as all of the excrement in my body was forcefully sent from my colon due to the sheer intensity of the noise in my ears. It had been nearly 20 years since I crapped my pants in such a public fashion, so I applaud your efforts in helping me reach this milestone.
With a heavy heart and heavier shorts,
Ryan
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